What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 18:43

From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Blue Diamond to close historic midtown Sacramento plant; 600 jobs affected - Sacramento Bee
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
Disney lays off hundreds of employees across film, TV and other units - CBS News
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Would you let your partner cheat on you every now and again?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Vikings are worried about J.J. McCarthy (if you ignore everything they've said) - The Viking Age
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice