What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is so great about Jiraiya?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

I can’t get any girl I want, but I can just get some not my type of girls, so I feel I’m so ugly. What should I do?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?

Moonraker

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

Dr No

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is chudai?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do nice guys rarely or never win?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

How do the police verify the authenticity of an online profile? What methods do they use to determine if a profile is real or fake?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”