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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

16.06.2025 00:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is it possible for creatures with intelligence more advanced than humans to evolve naturally in the universe?

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

How can someone express their love for a guy without using words? What are some actions that can convey love and care?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?

Nuts and Butts

No way

Still no good.

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is it possible for people who claim to be genuine and honest to actually not be? If so, why do they behave this way?

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How can I watch porn on TikTok?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Why are so many Communist Chinese on Quora despite it being illegal for Chinese citizens to use Quora?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?

Then came..

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

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