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11.06.2025 01:24
Just Forget it!
No go.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
No way
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
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