What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 00:04

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
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They put up a sign reading
Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
Nuts and Butts
No way
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How can I watch porn on TikTok?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?
Then came..
Loons and Moons
share office space ...