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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 01:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

No go.

How can I move on from my ex?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

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Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Why do people have trouble accepting the very true fact that "The Blue Marble" photo of Earth is a composite and therefore (just like every other subsequent "picture" of Earth NASA has ever shown us) not a real photo but computer generated?

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

No way

What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is it possible for creatures with intelligence more advanced than humans to evolve naturally in the universe?

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

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